10. Your wife/girl friend kept you from choking the guy in front of you at a live MMA Show who kept yelling, “Stop trying to screw each other on the mat and stand up and fight like men!”
9. You day dreamed about ambushing your boss with a rear naked choke and then convincing him he just fainted and you were there to help.
8. You have spent a significant amount of time explaining why you have bruise hand prints on both biceps.
7. You turn the channel whenever boxing comes on because you know you can kick the crap out of any boxer.
6. People at work stopped asking you why you have a black eye/swollen nose/chipped tooth and/or cauliflower ear.
5. You have actually laughed with a guy telling a story about how he was accidentally choked out and wet himself.
4. You can’t understand what your wife/girl friend is talking about when she says you STINK after No-Gi class in July
3. You fervently believe Fight Club and 300 are the two greatest movies of all time and anyone who claims they don’t like them is subject to deportation to—Canada.
2. You have had one of your best friends kick the crap out of you and then thanked him for a “good roll.”
1. You don’t believe wearing a Tap Out T-Shirt and fight shorts makes you a fighter.